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5 Things We Want to See in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch Reboot, and 3 We Don’t

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’90s youngsters and horror followers have been impatiently ready for the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot because it was introduced in September final yr, and with the current information that The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina will probably be prepared to stream on October 26th—simply in time for Halloween—pleasure has formally peaked.

Starring Mad Males alum Kiernan Shipka as the titular character, the coming-of-age story will comply with everybody’s favourite half-mortal/half-witch as she tries to stability her life as each a trainee sorceress and a excessive schooler. Tailored from the graphic novel of the similar identify, which was launched underneath the Archie Horror banner, the TV collection is is described by showrunner Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa as “a darker, extra macabre model” of the Sabrina story. Though The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is about in the ’60s, a number of beloved characters from the ’90s TV present and the comedian books can be carried over, together with a couple of new ones to maintain issues fascinating.

Right here are some things we would like to see in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and a number of we actually don’t:

What We Want to See:

Woman Energy

She might have been separated from her cool archaeologist mother due to an previous rule of the Witches Council, and her distant dad lived in The Different Realm, however OG Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) nonetheless had two robust feminine position fashions she might depend on, thanks to her kooky aunts Hilda and Zelda (made iconic by Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick).

sabrina the teenage witch hilda and zelda

Together with their comedic worth, in the ’90s model, Hilda and Zelda have been Sabrina’s ethical compass. Hilda’s carefree nature contrasted with smart Zelda and her strict home guidelines, and the pair have been all the time there to get Sabrina out of hassle when she wanted it (though admittedly, a few of that “trouble” was Hilda’s doing). We hope that this woman energy dynamic transfers to The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and it’ll be fascinating to see the impact her devil-worshipping aunts (performed by Lucy Davis and Miranda Otto) have on the teen.

Extra Variety

quizmaster albert in sabrina the teenage witch

Though the forged of the unique Sabrina are a lot beloved, the lineup was very, very white—the exception being Sabrina’s quizmaster Albert, and later Dreama, who was written out with out an evidence. (This was widespread in the OG. Simply ask Jenny.) Thankfully, the new forged is extra numerous, and the characters of shade are extra central to the plot than in the earlier incarnation.

dreama in sabrina the teenage witch

Sabrina’s BFF Rosalind shall be performed by Jaz Sinclair of Paper Cities fame, and Sabrina’s live-in cousin Ambrose Spellman can be performed by British actor Probability Pedromo, in his first US position. The 100’s Tati Gabrielle additionally just lately got here onboard as Prudence, the enigmatic chief of “The Weird Sisters,” and Alvina August can be starring as Woman Blackwood. The characters of the unique have been additionally undoubtably straight (however, there have been rumours that the closet door to the Different Realm was a metaphor), whereas we all know that the reboot has no less than one queer character, with Ambrose being described as “witty, puckish, and pansexual.”

Sabrina and Harvey 4eva

harvey and sabrina in sabrina the teenage witch

When you wanted any extra proof that this new adaption was a horror story, then simply know that Ross Lynch, a.okay.a. the star of My Pal Dahmer, has been forged as Sabrina’s love curiosity, Harvey Kinkle. A stalwart of the unique, you’ll be hard-pressed to discover a tweenage woman who didn’t need Harvey (performed by Nate Richert) and Sabrina to find yourself collectively—even when their first kiss did flip him right into a frog.

Though we’re glad that their unconventional romance will proceed, this new Harvey apparently has a darkish aspect that the pet dog-eyed OG didn’t. In Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Harvey was a candy, clueless mortal who was one way or the other utterly unaware of his girlfriend’s powers, whereas The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina model of Harvey is aware of her secret and will pitch in to assist Sab shield the mortal realm.

Nevertheless, rumours have been circling that the relationship is the results of a spell Sabrina forged on her beau, which if true, will certainly deliver us Sabrina-Harvey shippers down. Not to point out Harvey has a rival in the type of warlock and Sabrina’s fellow magic scholar Nicholas Scratch, who sounds much more thrilling than his rival in the unique, Josh the espresso home man.

It’ll Nonetheless Be Enjoyable

sabrina's aunts cauldron bubbles in sabrina the teenage witch

In accordance to Leisure Weekly, the new Sabrina can be “a dark coming-of-age story that traffics in horror, the occult, and, of course, witchcraft.” That’s nice and all, and we will’t anticipate this new, darker take. However a part of what made the unique a lot enjoyable to watch was the present’s means to chuckle at itself. The unique Sabrina the Teenage Witch handled on a regular basis teen issues, simply with a little bit of magic thrown into the combine, and this surreal humour helped to make it a basic.

There was cackling and cauldrons, to commonplace mother jokes from Hilda and Zelda, not to point out the author’s ardour for puns. And though the present was typically in contrast to quirky 60s forerunner Bewitched, there was actually nothing else prefer it on TV in the 90s. Nonetheless, the unique was a sitcom, so laughs have been to be anticipated, whereas the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is certainly a horror. However, we hope this new Sabrina doesn’t take itself too significantly and maintains a few of the camp from the unique.

We Hope Salem Nonetheless Throws All the Shade

Salem says, "Leave the sarcasm to the professionals" in Sabrina the Teenage Witch

In a tweet posted by Aguirre-Sacasa introducing the new Salem, the character was, nicely … a cat (a cute af cat, however that’s not the level). We know Salem has all the time been a cat, however in the unique, he was performed by a variety of actual cats and an animatronic puppet that didn’t appear to hassle youngsters, however terrified adults. The position was voiced by Nick Bakay, who gave us such iconic strains as “Let’s give a big warm welcome to sadness,” and “Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?”

In Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Salem’s punishment for making an attempt to take over the world was to be become a cat for 100 years, which is why he might converse (and grasp sarcasm). Nevertheless, there was no point out of a voice actor for our favourite speaking cat to date, which is leaving many people to marvel if Salem goes to stay the king of clap-backs that everyone knows and love. Nevertheless, his character is claimed to be the voice of purpose in the comedian books, so we’re optimistic he’ll be there to put Sab in her place when mandatory (can cats give side-eye?)

And listed here are some issues we don’t need to see …

Complicated Plot Strains

Season Two of Riverdale has been criticized for its more and more complicated plot strains and awkward makes an attempt to be edgy, and as one other Archie comics adaption, it’s not unthinkable that The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina might find yourself in the similar rut. The CW has a fame of bringing out the worst in promising tasks, and in the previous, has been accused of the whole lot from queerbaiting to glamorizing home abuse and statutory rape.

At one level, it seemed as if The CW had the new Sabrina in the bag, however Netflix swooped in and took it out from beneath them. Nonetheless, each exhibits have the similar manufacturing workforce, and showrunner Aguirre-Sacasa can also be the collection developer of Riverdale. That stated, Aguirre-Sacasa did write the critically-lauded graphic novel the collection is predicated on, so our expectations for the reboot are nonetheless fairly rattling excessive, as are our hopes for a Riverdale/Greendale crossover as detailed in the comedian books. (Betty and Veronica summoning demons? Hiram Lodge would definitely approve.)

Characters Randomly Disappearing

Followers of the OG Sabrina have contemplated the unexplained disappearance of lots of the present’s characters. Take, for instance, the aforementioned Jenny, Sabrina’s Westbridge Excessive pal who up and vanished at the finish of the first season. She was changed by Sab’s new BFF Valerie, who was additionally written out (however at the very least we received a half-assed rationalization for her departure) at the finish of the third season. Valerie was changed by Dreama, who additionally magically disappeared throughout Season 4—not to point out her school roommate Miles, science instructor Mr. Pool, and Brad, the highschool witch hunter.

Significantly, the place did all of them go? Sure, we all know it’s a youngsters’ present, and we’re completely overthinking this, however as the new model is aimed toward extra mature audiences, hopefully they’ll put extra effort into character arcs and continuity.

Staying Too “Safe”

Thus far, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina has been likened to every thing from Rosemary’s Child, to The Exorcist, to American Horror Story: Coven—however the proven fact that it may be in contrast to so many present items of fiction isn’t essentially a very good factor. Though Sabrina is an empowered younger lady, in the unique and the reboot, she’s nonetheless a slim, blonde heroine, and that’s not precisely something new.

What makes Sabrina particular is that she’s half-witch and half-mortal, and is pressured to deal with these conflicting worlds concurrently. Hopefully showrunners will take loads of dangers together with her character and the universe they’ve created, and not fall into previous patterns for the sake of scores or syndication.

(picture: Archie Horror)

Sophie is a cute feminist butterfly navigating the world one kitty meme at a time, or at the very least that’s how her greatest good friend described her when she requested for assist scripting this bio. She likes cheese and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and she someday hopes to be the proud proprietor of a corgi. You’ll find extra of her work at Display Rant, The Untitled Journal, and Bolde.

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